My iPod died in the Apple store
"Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up." George Saunders

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I’m tired.

I seem to work nonstop, and I still barely make enough to live off of.
The car blew a tire a few weeks back, and that was hell.
Got that fixed.
This past week, I’ve burned myself about 5 times, two leaving me with horrible pain and scars.
Friday, we found the car dead, and I had to be at work at 6:30am… so I had to walk, because, oh yeah, I forgot to mention, my internet/house phone AND cell phone are turned off (thank you, neighbors for leaving your internet unlocked) so I couldn’t call in.
I get to work, about 40 minutes late, and of course, I start to feel sick.
Not a cold, type of sick.
Like, I’m about to puke all over this fucking cafe type of sick.
So I was able to get off work and go home around noon.
That’s 6 hours of walking around the cafe, trying to keep myself together.
For the kids, of course.

Sadly, I had to walk.
(Couldn’t call anyone for a ride, now could I?)
I get outside, and guess motherfucking what?
It’s snowing.
It hasn’t snowed all fucking month.
but the ONE day when I have to walk home, sick, it does.

Somehow, I make it.
I’m pissed, and I’m sick.
Yesterday, I had my only day off this week, and we jumped the car, (thank you, nehemiah) and then I spent the rest of my new years doing nothing, except for defeating a virus on my laptop. Which was hell.
I had to work again this morning, and what would you know? The car is dead. AGAIN.

So I’m pissed. I started to walk to work, but it’s so damn windy and icy… I’d either freeze or bust my ass, break my hip and lay there until someone found me. And freeze.

Thankfully, mom got minutes on her phone and I called in. Said I was still sick.

(few minutes later, i spill a fresh, piping hot cup of coffee all over my tit and stomach)


Basically, fuck my life.

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How I spent New Years 2011

(not by choice)

Nehemiah graciously helped us jump our car.
I spent the entire day, doing nothing.
Aquired a virus on my laptop, and spent a soild 3 hours getting rid of it.
Thank god I know my away around computers,
and I sussfully destroyed that muthafucker with good ole’ fashioned command prompt.

I drank hot cocoa, and smoked 15 cigarettes today.

And that is how I brought this shitty, shitty, SHITTY, year to a close.

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